It may come off reading these posts that I'm a bit of a luddite; but really I'm not. I'm not against the use of technology; I'm against the misuse of technology.

Richard Feynman used the term "Cargo Cult Science" to describe scientific work carried out without a willingness to question accepted values and theories. The term comes from anthropology; cargo cults, appearing in tribal societies, creating mock airports, in the hopes that planes will land there and bring them goods. Of course, they really haven't worked out how airports actually work, and of course airplanes don't actually land there.

A similar phenomenon exists with respect to the application of technology; a "cargo cult technology", if you will. Basically, it's the application of technology without being mindful as to why technology is being used in the first place.

Since the last post was about BSG, how about a simple example from that. The humanoid cylons couldn't boss ye olde metal cylons around. Technological solution? Install devices in your metal cylons to keep them stupid. Works great, until somebody switches the device off and they go on killing sprees. Of course, if they had been more mindful of the actual problem at hand, they could have opted for the less technical, but somewhat more fault-tolerant solution of "stop being such a dick".

What got me thinking along these lines is a couple of news stories. First, was about a speech former president Clinton gave that technology companies can help solve the world's problems. Don't get me wrong; technology companies can help solve the world's problems. Everyone can help solve the world's problems, and tech companies are a subset of everyone. Plus things like a cure for AIDS would be a great solution and be tech in spades. Things like the following bug me, though (from the article):

"Do we have to carry [rising health care costs] like a ball and chain on our children's and our grandchildren's future, down to the end of time?" he said. "What is the role of information technology in escaping this box we've put ourselves in in health care?"

Hmmm. Maybe if we had a system, where insurance companies weren't so driven by profit that they denied claims more for business reasons than medical reasons. Maybe the doctors and hospitals wouldn't have to charge so much for everything to recoup their money from the insurance companies dicking them around. Or I don't know, how about a system where more people are covered so they can go to the doctor earlier, when their condition is easier (and cheaper) to fix, rather then ending up in the ER on death's door? Or we could go the cargo cult technology way. Putting your medical records on the internet will solve everything!

So on the one hand, address the actual causes of skyrocketing health care costs. On the other, shinny tech toy. Which one will we probably wind up up with? Here's a hint; I'm in your medical records, killing your d00dz.

The second article is about a proposal to teach Twitter and Wikipedia in primary schools in the UK. First off, let me take a moment to thank our friends across the pond. For once, I'm glad to be the product of the American educational system, and reassured that our schools don't have a monopoly on curriculum asshattery.  Way to take one for the team, guys!

Like Edsger Dijkstra said, computer science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes. Learn an application like Twitter -- any application for that matter -- and you'll be the shizzle for like a year. Then the next big thing comes out. Or maybe they rev the version. Then you're screwed. This is the cargo cult technology way of computers.

Learn the basic concepts how a computer works. Learn what it can and what it can't do. When you do work on it, know why you're doing what you're doing, and if you don't know, ask. Then you can adapt to the next revision, or the next application. Someone once asked me how I kept up learning all the new things on the computer (and mind you, this was an EE with Boeing). The big secret is that the fundamentals don't really change that much. Computer Science is essentially applied math. Do you worry about upgrading to Math 2009?

Mindfulness in all things is a Good Thing^tm, technology is no different.

10. Snape kills Adama.

9. Apollo was dead the whole time.

8. Jimi Hendrix brought back to life via Cylon resurrection, beats Sam to death with his guitar.

7. Baltar makes an excellent piñata.

6. Cavil is Adama's father, wants Adama to join him to overthrow the Emperor and rule the galaxy.

5. Cylon model number 9: Richard Simons!

4. Athena/Caprica/Boomer three way lesbian orgy. I am soooo getting the unrated DVD when it comes out.

3. "Rosebud" was the name of Adama's sled.

2. After playing "All Along the Watchtower", Starbuck does an excellent version of "Freebird".

1. Some English guy by the name of Dent shows up in a bathrobe and a towel and starts raving that they're disrupting some great program just by being there.

Warning: the preceeding were spoilers. Spoilers are aerodynamic devices added to automotive vehicles to disrupt airflow around the vehicle, or simply to make it look cool.

Beware your Roomba. It has a plan!

A listing on craigslist today:

(Hint: vacuum tubes do better with a vacuum).

Tomorrow is St. Patrick's Day, and here I am freezing me "lucky charms" off.

I went to get my hair cut today. There was an elderly gentleman who was just ahead of me in the waiting area. I would guess he was russian. One of the hair stylists, I would guess vietnamese or some other south east asian. It's pretty safe to assume that for all parties involved, english was not their first language. 

She read his name of the slip of paper they had.

"How you ponounce you name?" she asked, in a thick accent. (sic, not a typo)

Then a long conversation about how to pronounce his name. Then another conversation about how he wanted his hair cut. All the while the stylist is getting frustrated with his 'accent'.

The stylist then asked: "You no speak english?"

So today I got my daily recommended allowance of irony.

One of my high school english teachers used to refer to television as the "idiot box". I was watching my television (one of those flat panel jobs) the other day, thinking, if only we had seen the future of television back then. It's not like an idiot box at all. It's really more like an idiot slab.

The good news: Microsoft plans to cut carbon footprint by 30% by 2012

The bad news: By "carbon" we mean "employees"

Some people fear that we will create robots as killing machines. Then these machines will rise up and wipe us out. However today I had an epiphany; I welcome the robot killing machines. To understand why, let's take a trip to the battlefield of tomorrow.

Solider 1: Is the terminator ready?

Solider 2: Yes, here he comes.

[Metal endoskeleton lumbers along, carrying a large rifle. Suddenly, its eyes change from glowing red to glowing blue.]

Solider 1: Why did his eyes turn blue?

Solider 2: He crashed again. We need to reboot him.

Solider 1: God damn it. Go reboot him.

[Solider 2 runs over to the terminator, starts poking things. The terminator twitches, takes a step, then stops again.]

Solider 1: What happened?

Solider 2: I dunno, I think it's got a driver issue.

Solider 1: Well, hurry up. Those killbots are almost here.

[Solider 2 works frantically on terminator. Killbots crest the hill in the distance.]

Killbots: SOLIDERS! DO YOU HAS THE POTENCY SHE NEEDZ? CHEAP PHARMA, V1AG@!!

Solider 1: What the fuck?

Solider 2: The killbots, sir, they've been taken over by spammers.

[Solider 1 thows his rifle on the ground.]

Solider 1: Fuck this shit. I'm going home.

 

And that's when peace broke out all over the world.

I went to a presentation of on Windows Azure today. Personally, I'm holding out for Windows Mauve.¹

 

¹Little known fact, mauve is scientifically proven to be the funniest of all colors.

Hacked on css until I got something I liked. Hope you like it.

Looks kinda springy, even the outdoors don't.