Facebook announced recently that they will be redesigning their homepage, to look more like Twitter. But what the media isn't telling you, is their final coup de grâce, the final piece of the puzzle that will bring them on true feature parity. Remember kids, you heard it here first:

After rolling out their redesigned web page, Facebook will go down.

OK, so maybe I should explain the tagline "Not a car dealership". Well for years the domain name "craigdodge.com" was a car dealship in... I think North Carolina. Somewhere down south. Anyway, not a big thing. You grow up with a last name of Dodge, you get used to things like that. Anyway, I was on the phone with one of my friends¹ and somehow the subject googling oneself² came up. That's when I found out that the domain name was available. 

Given the current economic slowdown recession deperession catastrofuck, you start thinking of things you can do to make yourself appeal to potiential employers³. Since I'm in the software industry, I do a lot of contact through e-mail. Which sounds better to you? "craig at craigdodge dot com" or hrnysqrl824@furry.com⁴?

 

And hey, if the economy doesn't turn around, maybe I can get a good deal on dodge.com.

   

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¹Dan Santjer, photographer, artist extrodiare. You should buy some of his works. Seriously. DO IT NOW!!! End of plug.

²Not as dirty as it sounds. Pervert.

³Actually, still employed with what seems pretty stable situation. But you know, these things can change quickly.

⁴Not my actual e-mail address. Seriously. Stop looking at me like that!!!

Ugh uh ugh uh. Ungh uh ah.

 

Since I've totally missed the boat on Twitter, I thought I'd get a head start on the new craze Grunter.

I was trying to think of something I could put in my blog, then I saw a commerical for Jimmy Fallon's new late night show, and realized I already have a category for that.