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When I was a young man, I knew.

But the more I knew, the less I understood.

Then one day I understood.

But then I discovered I didn't really know.

If I could reach the stars...

And pull one down for you...

AAAAAH IT BURNS!!!!

OMG A STAR IS COLLIDING WITH THE EARTH YOU'VE KILLED US ALL!!!!!!