I took a look at my web statistics for this site, and the number one browser for the past week was... Netscape 4???

Hi there, 1998! Here's a tip: sell your stocks now.

I'm all about helping my readers. I'm sure both of them appreciate it.

Thanks to some of my fellow shoppers, I rarely feel peace on earth or goodwill toward men when I go Christmas shopping.

I was home today with an ear infection. Good news though, it's clearing up. Got a bunch of junk out of it, like disturbing amounts. I was a afraid I might have pulled my brain out too.

Also, apparently, I've been selected for Italian jury duty.

Just so we're all on the same page, if any of you out there guns down four police officers and show up on my doorstep, your ass is going to jail.

Hi, I apparently live in Victorian England, where women in bikinis don't despoil one's eyes. A child might see a woman in a bikini! Won't someone think of the children! Michael Jackson did! (Sorry. Too soon?)

I drive by the coffee stand in question. I tried getting gas nearby tonight but it was such a complete clusterfuck that I skipped it.

I can't believe the fail. Epic fail. Seriously, way to give the bikini barista stand a shitload of free press. Do you really want the place gone? Shut. The. Fuck. Up. Places like this only thrive where they're at least partly controversial. If it's not that big of a deal, that pretty much takes the wind out of the sails.

And seriously guys, what is this, 1950? Really? Bikinis or whatever really that big of a deal?

Just finished watching the Prisoner Miniseries. Not to bad in and of itself. Definately not the original TV series, though.

Plus I don't care if he was Jesus, Patrick McGoohan could kick Jim Caviezel's ass.

Just heard someone use this in a sentence:

"Happy reverbing"

 

[edited: just verbed my sentence. Not sure if that's actual irony or just Alanis irony.]

 

The Fermi Gamma-Ray Telescope has detected signs of positrons being produced by lighning.

Washer and dryer were on the fritz, so bought some nice new ones.

Went on clothes washing bender.