Some people fear that we will create robots as killing machines. Then these machines will rise up and wipe us out. However today I had an epiphany; I welcome the robot killing machines. To understand why, let's take a trip to the battlefield of tomorrow.

Solider 1: Is the terminator ready?

Solider 2: Yes, here he comes.

[Metal endoskeleton lumbers along, carrying a large rifle. Suddenly, its eyes change from glowing red to glowing blue.]

Solider 1: Why did his eyes turn blue?

Solider 2: He crashed again. We need to reboot him.

Solider 1: God damn it. Go reboot him.

[Solider 2 runs over to the terminator, starts poking things. The terminator twitches, takes a step, then stops again.]

Solider 1: What happened?

Solider 2: I dunno, I think it's got a driver issue.

Solider 1: Well, hurry up. Those killbots are almost here.

[Solider 2 works frantically on terminator. Killbots crest the hill in the distance.]

Killbots: SOLIDERS! DO YOU HAS THE POTENCY SHE NEEDZ? CHEAP PHARMA, V1AG@!!

Solider 1: What the fuck?

Solider 2: The killbots, sir, they've been taken over by spammers.

[Solider 1 thows his rifle on the ground.]

Solider 1: Fuck this shit. I'm going home.

And that's when peace broke out all over the world.