I've come to realize that I'm different than most other people. I'm not sure when it started, but lately it's become increasingly obvious that the more conventional desires and my desires are not the same thing. It's painful to admit. There's no easy way to say this, so I might as well just come out with it.

I don't give a shit about my cell phone.

That's right. You heard me. I don't care if it's got a tilt-screen or QWERTY keyboard. I really don't care to play Guitard¹ Hero on it. I don't need to check e-mails at the grocery store. Maybe I've just become too old, but I don't want to have to worry about rebooting my phone. Does the damn thing make a phone call? Yes? Good. End of story.

Whew. Glad that's off my chest.

¹Sic, but barely. But that's a rant for another time.