Anybody who's lived in the Seattle area knows about the moss that invades your lawns around here. Last year was my first year I had dealt with this issue, I took it kind of easy on the moss killing. Results were less than stellar.

So this year I've declared war on moss. I'm going medieval on its ass. Or I would if it had an ass. From Hell's heart, I rake at thee; For hate's sake, I spread my last moss killer at thee!

So anyway I spent today raking out dead moss out of my front lawn. On a side note, I can't move my arms.