Not making this up

by craig February 14, 2010 07:49

Can't make this stuff up. Came across this wikipedia article:

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Le_P%C3%A9tomane&oldid=342223471

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What I get for not checking the comments

by craig January 19, 2010 16:06

 Cleaning out the comment spam. Pic related.

 

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Happy MLK day

by craig January 18, 2010 15:19

I was at work today, because MLK day got bumped so the Friday after thanksgiving is a holiday.

So let it be known that today, Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. joins the ranks of the ilk of George Washington and Abraham Lincoln. Truely, whether black or white, if you believe in yourself, one day you too can have your birthday juggled to make a long weekend.

Truely a great day for equality.

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LOLCat

by craig January 18, 2010 13:26

Yeah, so I made an LOLcat:

Oh gawd  I can seez forevah!
moar funny pictures

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Disclaimer: Gandalf not covered by your HMO. Get your own sharpie.

by craig January 07, 2010 15:19

I got a skin infection over the last weekend. When I went to the doctor she drew around it with a sharpie to track its progress, i.e. if it crosses this line, come back because the antibiotics aren't working. I decided it needs something more:

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Fun fact: "G" doesn't stand for "Gee, I can't find it."

by craig January 04, 2010 13:55

News item going around: "The G-spot 'doesn't appear to exist', say researchers"

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/8439000.stm

Whilst my own field studies haven't been as extensive as I'd liked, this part was interesting:

"The women in the study... were asked whether they had a G-spot."

I should point out that using this methodology and the proper sample I could disprove the existance of the spleen, too.

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Pesky heart growing three sizes

by craig January 01, 2010 18:19

Rush Limbaugh was released from the hospital today after being admited with chest pains.

Doctors have advised Mr. Limbaugh to refrain from looking down on all the Whos in Who-ville.

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Terrorist Engineers

by craig December 30, 2009 13:20

The following article examines the question of why so many terrorists have engineering degrees.

http://www.slate.com/id/2240157/

I have a related question I'd like to examine the question of why so many liberal arts majors keep asking me if I'd like fries with that.

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Security Theater

by craig December 29, 2009 13:37

This is an interesting read: http://www.cnn.com/2009/OPINION/12/29/schneier.air.travel.security.theater/index.html considering the recent, if rather pathetic, airline bombing attempt.

What follows will probably do as much as the new rules for flying.

Dear Al-Qaeda,

HA HA! Damn you suck. You call that a terrorist attack? Mr. Explody Pants? I got news for you guys. You know why the other passengers got excited? Because when they heard there was a weenie roast in coach, they thought there might get something better than airline food.

I'm getting on with my life now. Good luck with that whole trying to drag the world into the 13th century thing. I'm sure that'll happen. <*snort*>

Hugs and kisses,

Craig

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George Carlin quote

by craig December 28, 2009 14:59

I came across this George Carlin quote across this quote on the internet this evening. Unlike many George Carlin quotes, he appears to have actually said this.

At any rate, I'll just leave it here:

"There's a reason for this, there's a reason education sucks, and it's the same reason it will never ever ever be fixed. It's never going to get any better. Don't look for it. Be happy with what you've got... because the owners of this country don’t want that. I'm talking about the real owners now... the real owners. The big wealthy business interests that control things and make all the important decisions.

Forget the politicians. The politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice. You don’t. You have no choice. You have owners. They own you. They own everything. They own all the important land. They own and control the corporations. They’ve long since bought and paid for the Senate, the Congress, the state houses, the city halls. They got the judges in their back pockets and they own all the big media companies, so they control just about all of the news and information you get to hear. They got you by the balls.

They spend billions of dollars every year lobbying. Lobbying to get what they want. Well, we know what they want. They want more for themselves and less for everybody else, but I’ll tell you what they don’t want.

They don’t want a population of citizens capable of critical thinking. They don’t want well-informed, well-educated people capable of critical thinking. They’re not interested in that. That doesn’t help them. That’s against their interests. That’s right. They don’t want people who are smart enough to sit around a kitchen table and think about how badly they’re getting fucked by a system that threw them overboard 30 fuckin’ years ago. They don’t want that. You know what they want?

They want obedient workers. Obedient workers, people who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork. And just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shittier jobs with the lower pay, the longer hours, the reduced benefits, the end of overtime and vanishing pension that disappears the minute you go to collect it. And now they’re coming for your Social Security money. They want your fuckin' retirement money. They want it back so they can give it to their criminal friends on Wall Street.

And you know something? They’ll get it. They’ll get it all from you sooner or later 'cause they own this fuckin' place. It’s a big club and you ain't in it. You and I are not in the big club. By the way, it’s the same big club they use to beat you over the head with all day long when they tell you what to believe. All day long beating you over the head with their media telling you what to believe, what to think and what to buy. The table has tilted, folks.

The game is rigged and nobody seems to notice. Nobody seems to care. Good, honest, hard-working people: white collar, blue collar, it doesn’t matter what color shirt you have on. Good, honest, hard-working people continue — these are people of modest means — continue to elect these rich cocksuckers who don’t give a fuck about them. They don’t give a fuck about you. They don’t give a fuck about you. They don’t care about you at all! At all!

At all! And nobody seems to notice. Nobody seems to care. That’s what the owners count on. The fact that Americans will probably remain willfully ignorant of the big red, white and blue dick that’s being jammed up their assholes every day, because the owners of this country know the truth. It’s called the American Dream, 'cause you have to be asleep to believe it."

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