So Arizona State Univesity doesn't want to grant President Obama an honorary degree for speaking at their university? You know, at one time, owner of the title "Guy Who Can Nuke Your Ass" used to get you stuff like this. But, I guess since the last office-holder they had to raise the bar a bit. At any rate, don't worry, Mr. President, I got your back. I'll give you an honorary degree, you don't even have to show up.
1. Print this blog entry.
2. Cut between the lines below.
3. ???
4. Profit!
Craig Dodge's Ye Olde Blog and Completely Not Made Up Degree-Granting Thingmajig
hereby and henceforth awards
President Barack Obama
A Doctorate of Some Field I So Did Not Make Up
Magna Cum Laude, E pluribus unum, Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum sonatur.
Actually in terms of actual certification, it probably means as much.